Holy Molars

Can we talk two year molars? You know, those evil tiny bits of tissue that take eighty four years to finally come in? Yeah, those. And there's NOTHING you can do about it. You can't train your kid through it. You can't dope 'em up for the seemingly endless duration of their eruption (can you?…

The Walmart

Does anybody else get road rage pushing a cart through Walmart? I do, so I stayed in the truck. I can't do it. It's like they intentionally bought 30 cash registers just to keep 2 open. The parking lot was way more fun! All I was missing was some popcorn and sour skittles! The whole…